Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can I color on your dick again?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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