My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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