Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize