Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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