You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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