her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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