oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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