shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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