hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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