I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
