Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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