Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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