Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
