her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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