The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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