maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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