i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize