whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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