found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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