I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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