i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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