a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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