i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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