guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize