yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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