like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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