I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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