I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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