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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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