Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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