I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
