i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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