all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
