I think i peed on brittanys purse
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
