you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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