maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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