I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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