i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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