Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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