You work out of a Hotel?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
A bitchslap is in order.
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