She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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