i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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