the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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