I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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