So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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