Got a toothbrush?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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