The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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