how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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