Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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