I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I see more hoeing in ur future
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