i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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