I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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