I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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