mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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