Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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