Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
