All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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